Fun Fact:
AM and Again kinda almost rhyme.
Yeah, thats how painfully delirious I am.
But really, I'm not. I've decided that I'm basically just on Hawaii time, because secretly I want to move to Yap. Yup. Yap.
And despite my history with being able to instantly deal with the most epic jet lag (Japan/America? No. PA/IL, THERE'S a doozie) Frankly, I blame the combination of the odd noises my beautiful roommate is currently emitting, my sad lack of drive, general not-caring-about-classliness, college, and of course, The Drunk Passed Out People Who Threw Up All Over My Bathroom.
Maybe I'll get into that, but really, who knows where my deliriousness will lead to?!
Anyway, it would be loverly if there was some sort of insta-cure to becoming a real successful human being who went to sleep before 5 and woke up before 3. Especially since none of my classes are after 3.
If I was in the Olde Wilde Weste or something, I could probably just be able to purchase a cocaine and opium induced 'health serum' that would make be a functioning member of society. Washed down with some Good Olde Fashioned Moonshine, just like yo' mamma used to brew.
But no.
All I have is shitty tv and teddy geiger to deal with my insomnia.
Maybe I should try to make use of this time and study or something.
No... too many steps towards functioning human wouldn't be good for my constitution. I'd rather go the opium route.
And really, it doesn't matter. If I move to Yap, all I need are gigantic stone wheels and I'm a billionare. I can bring my fancy new age chisel and school all those bitches. much better.
